thechamberofsecrets:

have u ever quoted spongebob to someone and they didnt get it and they just looked at u and u felt like everything was pointless

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mommy:

During sex I suddenly stopped and didn’t move he was like “what are you doing?” and I was like ” hush, I saw this on pornhub it’s called buffering.”

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officialunitedstates:

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officialunitedstates:

what language do they speak at the center of the earth

core-ean

THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE

core-ean

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studying for finals

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judicejune:

expectation

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reality

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I have never seen a post more perfect

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elvesarebad:

i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me

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